I’m Glad I’m Not a Florist
People frequently mistake me for one, and then they’re surprised when I inform them that, no, I’m a horticulturist and that is a different profession.
I can barely make a simple posy, I certainly couldn’t make bridal bouquets like these:
I wouldn’t even want to have anything like this if I ever get married. I could possibly be persuaded to something like this, with lots of herbs instead of flowers (even if I’m afraid this one didn’t get high marks in the exam…)